Matt Damon hates his ratty 'tache. He's not the only

If we ruled the world, there would be a law against gorgeous men growing horrible hair all over their faces.

Brad Pitt growing that tramp's patch is the equivalent of someone throwing a tin of paint over a Monet.

A thing of beauty ruined. Matt Damon has been pictured recently with this grim little resident lurking on his upper lip - but thankfully even he realises it looks crap.

"This is for my new movie with the Coen Brothers," he says. "I actually hate the thing." We hate it, too. Please shave it off Matt - and quick. We don't want another Joaquin Phoenix situation on our hands...